THE MULDOONIAN APPROXIMATIONS

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Vignettes

	Culo de Piedra – The Detroit Years – Work Till You Drop
	Culo Mas Piedroso – The Road West
	Face Full of Sunshine Belly Full of Chicken
	Gittin Fixed - Just Another Sterling Moment in the Life of  Seamus Muldoon
	Invictus – Master of His Fate, Captain of His Soul
	B. I.’s Texas Café – Step Up My Friend and Be My Guest
	Evening at Muldoons
	Murder at Muldoons
	The Muldoonian Pox and the Malignant Fun Run
	Two Buck Chuck
	Muldoons Embraces Smarm
	Muldoon’s Surprise 65th Birthday Party
	The Autobiography of Seamus Muldoon’s Colon
	The Muldoonian Principles of Competent Bowels Management
	Grand Champion Hell Raisin Sumbitch
	Late Middle Age – Pushin 66
	The Village Idiot
	Election Year
	Converations with Mike
	Great Bullshit
	Been There - Done That
	Redneck Suicide Music
	Older Women - Younger Wine
	Be Ye Clean
	Misery Therapy
	IRAQ
	White Trash Funeral
	I Won! or Did I?
	The Muldoonian Sibship
	Happy 70th Birthday To Me - Yea!!!!
	Another Election Year 2008
	Belinda – The First Twenty Years
	Hurricane IKE
	Code Name Flatus
	Our Ladies Of Perpetual Rehab
	Mrs Inman's Boarding House
	Christmas Week 2050
	The Uses Of Fantasy In Physical Rehabilitation Of The Human Male
	Riding The Old JISM Trail

Public Service Articles

	Fresh Meat
	The Mentalists
	A Brief History of the Federal Anti-Fucking Act
	Emergency Management - You Versus The Government
	Frijolero Honorario - Honorary Beaner
	DA Bird Flu
	DA Swine Flu - The New Profit Center - Hysteria Followed by Stimulus Money - No One is Permitted to Kiss or Shake Hands
	Boudreaux's & Muldoon's Hurricane Emergency Plan
	Real Politik Concerning The Middle East
	Practice Makes Perfect
	Identity Theft - The Inetellectual Property Potentialities of Protecting One's Semen – FORGETABOUTIT!!!
	Casting About - It's June 2008
	Casting About - July 2008
	Casting About - August 2008
	Middle East Peace – Seamus Muldoon’s Two State Solution
	The Taliban and AL Quaeda
	Afghanistan and the Larger Picture in the Middle East

Gastronomy and Connoisseurship

	Chef Muldoon’s Perspectives Upon Everything, Together with Whatever Else He Feels Like Talking About, In No Particular Order
	VENI  VIDI VINO
	Cucina D’Amore
	Seamus Muldoon’s Yom Kippur Cholent
	Chef Muldoon’s Thoughts on Gastronomy – With Recipes – The Cookbook
	I’M A FAT SLOB PIG AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!
	Suck The Love Juice Out Of My Hot Pupusa
	On The Subject of Waiters and Customers
	Cuisine Phallique ET Vaginale
	Olives - Fruit of Life, Knowledge, Liberation and Love
	Frijoles De Amor
	There Is Still Truth In Wine But You Have To Look For It

Short Stories Written by the Household Cats

	Booger & Bubba
	The Feast of Saint Belinda
	Night Sounds
	Sweetie Pie The Arrival
	The Gatti Family
	Kitty City
	Puddin's Gospel
	Cowboy's Way
	Bride of Stewmeat
	Possum Watch

Religion and Philosophy

	Boys and Their Penises – Commentaries on the Sociology of Genderism in World History
	The Ultimate Franchise
	Chick Lit - Dick Lit
	Passion
	Fun, Excitement and Notions of Love
	Of Books. Bibles, Bozos, Gays, and God
	How to Tell Who is Going to Hell

The Gunnar Chronicles

	They Call Me Gunnar Lee
	Gunnar Contemplates The Future
	Gunnar Revisits Texas
	I Am One Year Old and This Is What I Think Now
	Babysitting Grandpa Seamus and the Kitty Cats
	Anticipating The Arrival Of My New Brother
	Gunnar Is Two Ya Wanna Make Something Of It?